Larki Fish house ko Deikh kar Boli ,

Wednesday, 10 December 2014 | comments (3)

Larki Fish house 
ko Deikh kar Boli ,



Haaaye...

yh Machaliyaan 
itni Sundar Kyon Hoti hain ?










LaRka : 









Kyon K Woh 
KAPRE nai Pehanti Na :)"

Maa beti sy:

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Maa beti sy:

Beti dodh ka glass p lo

Beti:No mama'
mujy nhi p na

Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy hogi?

Beti:maa apko b tou dodh pasand nhi'
phir b ap barri ho gai hain
Main b nhi peeongi to barri ho jaungi

Maa: Achi bachyan zid nhi krti'
Agr meri achi beti ho to doodh peelo' warna mei tum say khafa ho jaon gi

Beti: OK mama..aap kehti hain tou mei doodh pee leti hon

Or is trha os ki beti ne doodh pi lia
Msg ghor se perhny ka shukrya.miry msg gndy ni hoty

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-

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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

Yeh ladki Uffff Ya Allah

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Yeh ladki
Uffff
Ya Allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

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Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge, 

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge, 

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge, 
Tum chaye banana 
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

GirL: Jab tum ko fone

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GirL: 
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho 
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho? 

Boy 
30 se 40 

GirL: 
Kya tum PaGaL ho? 

Boy: 
Nahi Main 
"Naeei" hon

Serious Comedy: Girl:

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Serious Comedy:
Girl:
Ma tmhain apna dil nhi de skti.
Boy:
Ma itni ooper ka soch bhi nhi raha
Jin ko smjh aya forward kr den baki bachay pogo channal dakhain.

Ladki Patane Ka Formula,

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Ladki Patane Ka Formula,
New Ladki Patane Ka Formula Latest Ladki Patane Ka Formula Best Ladki Patane Ka Formula
Formula no.1 Ladki ko pehale deko aur jab vo apko deke to usse ishara maro ki uske gaal par kuch hai, aur jab vo gaal ko saaf kare to isshare se bolo is gaal par nahi baju k gaal par hai, This is best formula in the World TRY IT.
Formula no.2- Ladkiya agar grup me ho to ap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rhe, aisa krne se wo bhi ap k taraf attract ho jayegi.Formula
no.3 – Ladkiyo se jab...

Wo keh gaya hai “Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat hai”

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Wo keh gaya hai “Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat hai”
Ussay kiya maloom ye lafzon main adda nahi hoti

Khaali jaam liye baithe ho,un aankhon ki baat karo,

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Khaali jaam liye baithe ho,un aankhon ki baat karo,
Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo,
Jo peekar mast huey hain un ke ziker se kya hasil
Jin tak jaam nahin pahuncha hai un pyaason ki baat karo
Chup rehney se kut na sakegi saadiyon lambi raat yahan,
Jin yaadon se dil roshan hai, un yaadon ki baat karo
Phir palkon par jugnu chamke,aankhon mein ghata si lehrai
Thandi hawa ka ziker karo, Kuch bheegi ruton ki baat karo
Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo,
Khaali jaam liye baithe ho, un aankhonki baat karo..

sitara hamari kismat ka us say mila hi nahi

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sitara hamari kismat ka us say mila hi nahi
wo kese hota hamara
aisa kabi hva hi nahi
hmne apni hr khushi dusron me bant di
ksi ne hme kya dya
ye kbi socha hi nhi
bato baton m mhbt is qadar brh gyi
use ab bhool jaen kese itna hosla hi nhi
hr ksi ne hume matlab tak pyar kya
koi hamsafar ban kar sath chala hi nhi
hr koi mri chahat ko mazaq smjta rha
dil m he dard ktna koi smja hi nhi

Aaina kyu na doon ke tamasha kahe jise

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Aaina kyu na doon ke tamasha kahe jise
Aisa kaha se laau ke tujhasa kahe jise
Hasrat ne la rakha teri bazm-e-khayal me
Guldasta-e-nigaah suveda kahe jise
Phoonka hai kisne goshe mohabbat mein aye khuda
Afasuun-e-intazar tamanna kahe jise
Sar par hajum-e-dard-e-garibi se daliye
Wo ek musht-e-khak ke sahara kahe jise
Hai chashm-e-tar me hasarat-e-diidar se niha
Shauq-e-ina gusekhta dariya kahe jise
Darakar hai shiguftan-e-gul haye aish ko
Sub_h-e-bahar paba-e-miina kahe jise
ghalib” bura na man jo vaiz bura kahe
Aisa bhii koii hai ke sab achchha kahe jise

kehte hai gam baatne se hota hai kam,

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kehte hai gam baatne se hota hai kam,
aisa hi kabhi pele maante the hum,

tere pyar ki nishani tera gam hi to mere paas,
wo bhi baat du to rahega kya mere paas

Nazar Main Zakhm-e-Tabbasum Chupa Chupa k mila

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Nazar Main Zakhm-e-Tabbasum Chupa Chupa k mila
Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila

Wo Humsafar K Mere Tanz Pe Hansta Tha Bohat
Sitam Zareef Muje Aaina Dikha Ke Mila

Mere Mizaj pe Hairan Hai Zindagi Ka Shaoor
Main Apni Moat Ko Aksar Gale Laga K Mila

Main Us Se Mangta Kia Khoon Baha Jawani Ka
K Wo Bhi Aaj Muje Apna Ghar Luta k mila

Main jisko Dhoond Raha Tha Nazar Ke Raste Main
Mujhe Mila Bhi Tou Zalim Nazar Jhuka K Mila

Main Zakham-e-Zakham Badan Le K Chal Dia
Wo Jab Bhi Apni qabar Per Kanwal Saja K mila

Wo Kahen Melay tu Use Ya kehna

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Wo Kahen Melay tu Use Ya kehna
Ka Ham ab bhi tumhare intezar ma hain!!

Jab dekhne waalaa koi naheen

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Jab dekhne waalaa koi naheen
kuch din to baso merii aa.Nkho.n me.n
phir khuwab agar ho jaao to kyaa

koi rang to do mere chehray ko
phir zakhm agar mehkao to kyaa

ik ainaa thaa so TuuT gayaa
ab Khud se agar sharmaao to kyaa

main tanhaa thaa main tanhaa huuN
tum aao to kyaa na aao to kyaa

jab ham hii na mahake phir saahib
tum baad-e-sabaa kahlaao to kyaa

jab dekhne waalaa koi naheen
bujh jaao to kyaa jal jaao to kyaa

Hamary bas main hota to

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Hamary bas main hota to  
Tumhain bahoon main bhar letay

Tumhain aankhon main rakh letay
Kabhi na roothny detay
kabhi na tootny detey
'Hamary bas main hota to

Tumhain hum qaid kar letay
Bas apny dil ki duniya main
Kisi bhi haal main hum phir
Tumhain azad na karty
Sabhi duniya bhula detay
Tumhain apna bana letay,

Hamary bas main hota to
Magar hai bebasi aisi
Hamara dil machalta hay
Tumhain hi Yaad Kerta hay
Tumhara Qurb chahta hay
Magar Ham Kya Karen Jana
Hamara bas nahi chalta...!!

Apni Aankhon k Dareechon mai Basalo Mujh ko

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Apni Aankhon k Dareechon mai Basalo Mujh ko
Bikhar na jaoon kahiin, aa ker sambhalo Mujh ko


Ye Mera Pyar hai Roshan Chirag ki manind
Tum apne Chaand se Maathey per saja lo isko

Mai Tere Ishq mai ab Khaak na ho jaoon kahin
Mujhe sambhalo, Haathon mai utha lo Mujh ko

Tum Mere Sabar ka Imtihaan ab nahi lena
Tarap rara hoon Tum apna bana lo Mujh ko

Meri in Toot-ti Saanson ki Qasam hai Tum ko
Aakhir Dam per hoon, Seene se lagalo Mujh ko....

Yonhi sajj Dhajj ke Rehne se Kahan Taqdeer Banti Hai,,

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Yonhi sajj Dhajj ke Rehne se Kahan Taqdeer Banti Hai,,
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DUA Jazbe Na Orhay to Kahan Taaseer Banti Hai,,
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Takhayul Mein agar Parwaaz ki taaqat Nahi Shamil,,
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To Rang0n ko Sajane se Kahan Tasveer Banti Hai,,
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Jigar ke Zakham Hi to Daasta'n Mein Rang Bharte Hain,,
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Warna Lafz Likhne Se kahan Tehreer Banti Hai,,
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Shikasta Manzr0n ki Kirchiyaan Aankh0n Mein Chubhti Hain,,
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Ke Deewan0n ke Khawab0n ki Kahan tabeer banti hai.

Dil Ki Maayos Fizaon Mein Ek Chaand Sa Utra Ho Jaise

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Dil Ki Maayos Fizaon Mein Ek Chaand Sa Utra Ho Jaise
Ye Piyar Ki Batein Sun Kar Wo Deer Talak Khamosh Rahi
Hath Mein Balon Ko Le Kar Sharmai Aur Ghabra Si Gayi
Phir Dheere Se Wo Youn Boli Tum Kaisi Batein Karte Ho
Main Aam Si Ek Larki Hon Tum Kaahay Ka Dukh Sehtay Ho
Ye Piyar Ki Batein Sun Kar Main Holay Se Us K Nazdeek Howa
Us K Hath Pe Apna Hath Rakha Khamosh Fiza K Daman Mein
Dheere Se Phir Youn Bola Har Zulm Tumhari Khatir Main Hans Kr Gawara Kar Lon Ga
Ek Piyar Ka Tum Iqrar Karo Kanton Pe Guzara Kar Lon Ga
Wo Hans Kar Boli Dekhein Gay Naadan Tha Na Samajh Saka
Is Jag Se Piyar Ki Reet Gayi Phir Ek Din Main Ne Kisi Se Ye Suna
Wo Husn Ki Jo Devi Thi Zar(PAISE) Waala Us Ko Jeet Gaya
Wo Bhi Dolat Pe Marti Thi Ye Manzar Agarchay Khawab Howa
Main Aj Bhi Ek Musafir Hon Ye Hosla Bhi Kuch Kam Nahi K Us Se Bichar K Shair Hon....!!!

Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai,

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Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai,
K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai,
Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon?
Gali Kochon Mein sannata bohut Hai,
Na milne Ki qasam Kha K Bhi Main Ne,
Tujhe Har Raah Mein dhunda bohut Hai,
Ye Aankhein Aur Kiya Dekhein Kisi Ko,
Inn Aankhon Ne tujhe Dekha bohut Hai,
Na Jaane Kyun Bacha Rakhe Hein Aanso,
Shayid mujhe Rona bohut hai,
Tujhe maloom To hoga mere humdum,
Tujhe Aik Shakhs Ne Chaha bohut hai.!

Chandni jheel na shabnam

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Chandni jheel na shabnam na kanwal me ho ga
ab tera aks faqat meri ghazal me ho ga


Aur ik saans ko jeene ki tamanna kar le'n
aik lamha to abhi dast-eajal me ho ga


rakh mazi ki kuredo na palat kar dekho
aaj ka din bhi huwa ghumm to wo kal me ho ga


kyun kisi morr pe ruk ruk k sada de'n usko
wo to masroof masafat k amal me ho ga


usko neendon k nagar me na basa'o Mohsin
warna shamil wohi nindon k khalal me ho ga

Haatir Ya Lahaaz Say Maan To Gaya

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Haatir Ya Lahaaz Say Maan To Gaya
Jhooti Qasam Say Aap Ka Emaan To Gaya
Dil Lay Kay Muft Kahtay Hain Kuch Kaam Ka Naheen
Ulti Shikayatain Huieen , Ahsaan To Gaya
Dekha Hai Batkada Mainn Jo Aay Sheikh! Kuch Na Kuch
Emaan Ki Touba Hai Emaan To Gaya
Afshaaye Raaz Ishq Main Go Zilatain Hoeen
Lekin Usay Jata To Dia, Jaan To Gaya
Hoosh O Hawaas O Taab O Tawaaa-n , Daagh Ja Chukay
Ab Hum Bhi Janay Walay Hain Samaan To Gaya

Us Ki Nazaron Ka KamaL Na Pooch,

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Us Ki Nazaron Ka KamaL Na Pooch,
Ab Jo Hua Hy Mera HaaL Na Pooch,
Ho Gayi Us K Saamny Zuban Band Meri,
Phir Kya kiya Us Ne Mujh se Sawal Na Pooch,
Milta Hy Mujhe Har Roz Khuwab Main,
Usy Hai Mera Kitna KhayaL Na Pooch,
Us k Sang Jo Waqt Guzra MaLoom Nahi,
JUDAI Main Jo Guzra Wo SaaL Na Pooch,
TAJIR To Hun Main Mohabbat ka Magar,
Hua Kis tarha kangaal na poch.

"Wasi Shah" Sitam Mere Dil Pe Wo Yun Deta raha

Tuesday, 9 December 2014 | comments

                                                                                                 "Wasi Shah"
Sitam Mere Dil Pe Wo Yun Deta raha
""'"Raat Bhar Bewafa Yad Aata raha""'"
Na Hua ehsas usay Kisi K Dard Ka
Yahan Main Sehra Me tanha Hi Chillata raha,
Chahta tha Jisey Me Khud Se B Zyada
Wo Mujhy Dard de de Kr Aazmata raha,
Likhta raha Jisy Apny Jigar K Khon Se Khatt
Pata Chala Wo t

Haatir Ya Lahaaz Say Maan To Gaya

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Haatir Ya Lahaaz Say Maan To Gaya
Jhooti Qasam Say Aap Ka Emaan To Gaya
Dil Lay Kay Muft Kahtay Hain Kuch Kaam Ka Naheen
Ulti Shikayatain Huieen , Ahsaan To Gaya
Dekha Hai Batkada Mainn Jo Aay Sheikh! Kuch Na Kuch
Emaan Ki Touba Hai Emaan To Gaya
Afshaaye Raaz Ishq Main Go Zilatain Hoeen
Lekin Usay Jata To Dia, Jaan To Gaya
Hoosh O Hawaas O Taab O Tawaaa-n , Daagh Ja Chukay
Ab Hum Bhi Janay Walay Hain Samaan To Gaya

Johny johny yes papa... Job of 1122

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Johny johny 
yes papa...
Job of 1122
yes papa.
Lot of tension
yes papa.
Too much work
yes papa.
Family life
no papa.
BP sugar
high papa.
Yearly bonus
joke papa.
Annual pay
low papa.
Personal life
lost papa.
Promotion incentive hahahaha...
Dedicated to all RESCUERS COMMUNITY....

Paindo bacha

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Paindo bacha : teri slate tay bari changi aa kaka.:-)
shehri bacha:
this iz my i.phone stupid

Sardar: Tumne itne chhote-Chhote

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Sardar: Tumne itne chhote-Chhote BaaL Kyun Katwaye? Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi Thy To Maine Kaha: 20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do..

Thak Thak Thak. G Kon?

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Thak 
Thak 
Thak. 
G Kon? 
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain? 
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain. 
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
(hm)

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo be Peeta.

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo be Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune k ya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao. 

Santa: Phir? 

Banta: Phir k ya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati To Chocolate Kha

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Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati To Chocolate Kha
Liya Karo !!

Wah Wah Wah

Aur Larki Patayi Nhi Jati
To Behan Bana Liya Kro!N
Ab Bol Wah Wah

DEVDAS Of 2012..

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DEVDAS Of 2012..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!
Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan
Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli
Shukriya Bhai Jan..

Khusbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya,
Phool Ne Matti Ko Khas Banaya,
Chahat Ne Mohabat Ko Khas Banaya,
Kambakhat Mohabat Ne Kitno Ko
“DEVDAS” Banaya…
 
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