Arz kya hai

Arz kya haiSmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,?????NO SPACE..No SP...

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Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din hai

Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din haiIs liaye aap bhi chalay janaQK....Ap ki b teesri taang choti reh gai hai ...

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Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!

Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k“Band Hai…”ORAgar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k“Chalu Hai...

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Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending thaWah WahMeri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending thaIzhar-e-Mohabat Sms se kiya tha,Jo un ki Shaadi tak bhi Pending tha….!Wah ...

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Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,

Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Be...

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Girl’s college me strike thi,

Girl’s college me strike thi,Boys bhi unke saath the,Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.“Hamaari Maange”pichhe se awaaz aayi“Sindhoor se bh...

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Plz mujhy 1 mis call do yahan light nhi hai

Plz mujhy 1 mis call do yahan light nhi haior mujhy mere cell mil nhi raha...Send it 2 ur frndz n check how intelligent dey...

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4 kam karo

4 kam karo1. Mobile switch off kro2. Battery kholo3. Sim nikalo4. Mobile ko road pai dai maroJb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobileki kya zaror...

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Ab Bush k bad Obama

Ab Bush k bad Obamazara sambhal k qadam rakhna iraq me obamaBush ko pare hai jooty Tere tou utar denge pajama ...

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Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Purani Kahawat hai ke,Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein....

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Are utho…

Are utho…Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karnaMein so raha hoo...

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hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???

hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota haiJab keCricket main 9 ghantay lag jate ha...

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Koi… Galti Ghhustakhi

Koi…GaltiGhhustakhiWagairaHoGaiHoTouIsAkhriMahenayMe;;;;MujhseMafi maang loQk;Me aaj achay mood mai h...

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Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?

Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho‘‘‘‘Aur aap k pass 1 rupay h...

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Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:

Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:1- Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao.2- ……!...

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Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere…

Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere…Aajib Tera Style Hai…Naak Pochne Ki Tameez NahiHaathoo Main Mobile ...

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1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok

1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rokkar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal...Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristanmai dafnaya jaeg...

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Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,...Lafz Lafz LafzLafz Lafz LafzLafz Lafz LafzLafz Lafz LafzKafi hain ya aur likh...

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Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi…

Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi…Aaj na koi bahana hoga …Aap ko hamari khushiyoun ki qasam…Next saal aap ko Nahana h...

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Best Sms of 1947. .

Best Sms of 1947...Tab Mobile tha kya?Kabhie to thora dimagh ka istamaal kar liye karo!Bas Sms parhne ki lagi rehti ha...

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A dirty msg

A dirty msg1 cockroach hotel gaya or waiter se kaha1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla1 glas vomating shak le aao but hath safeguard se dho lena p...

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Breaking News on Geo TV.

Breaking News on Geo TV.Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam:::::Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chaligae ...

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Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,Jab chaho hum se Disprinmangwa len...

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Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bakri sahi salamat khari thi,Aur kuta gayeb th...

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Jotay khane k tum he ustaad nhi ho ARBAB….

Jotay khane k tum he ustaad nhi ho ARBAB….Suna hai is zamanay mei koi BUSH bhi ...

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Police officer 2 his son!

Police officer 2 his son!Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhnabandSon!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dab...

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Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhi

Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhiDuniya bewafa ho sakti hai aap nhiDuniya zalim ho sakti hai aap nhiaurauraurKuttay ki dum sedhi ho sakti hai apke nh...

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Main teri Maa Hoti

Main teri Maa HotiTeacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa SyMashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;-&...

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Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,

Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke haiKehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chahoTou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati haiYe larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi filmski tarah hote hainEnd mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hotaKyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere do...

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__l""l l""l__ (______)(______)

__l""l l""l__(______)(______)Ye hain wo joote jo BUSH per barsay thy in kiQemat Caror Dollar lag chuki hai mager aap k liye fre...

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Hain dafan mujh mein meri kitni

Hain dafan mujh mein meri kitni raunaqen mat pouch Faraz!Ujar ujar k jo basta raha wo shehr hoon main...

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Ek tou tum shrmatey bohat ho

Ek tou tum shrmatey bohat hoAger baat krey koi tumse tou itraatey boht hoDil chahat hai koi sms na karon tum koPer suna hai tum sms parh k muskuratey boht ...

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Cheel urri Kawwa urraa

Cheel urriKawwa urraaMaina urriChirria urriGadha urraOops..Sorry jaldi main aap ka b urra...

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Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key

Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,“Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?”Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meribhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan meinmeri sahat kharaab rahti t...

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Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.

Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao g...

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TV On karo….

TV On karo….Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya haikKhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye gaAap to 100% save ho...Par mein kahan Jaao...

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Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms

Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Smskaro kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti haiAur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi ...

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1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue“Hamen Vote Do,Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab HogyaTo Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To“Govt.”Us K Ghar Muft Nachay ...

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Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.Girl: thanksBoy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.Girl: thanksBoy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.Girl: thanksBoy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ...

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A dirty msg

A dirty msg1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla1 glass vomating shake le aaoBut hath safeguard se dho laina ...

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Bhai log!

Bhai log!Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua kapke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kamnhi hai.Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata h...

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1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love

1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se loveho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?....Very simpleBillo rani…Kaho tou abhi jaan day do...

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KFC New Prices

KFC New PricesPiza @Rs.200Chicken @Rs.150Burger @Rs.100Pepsi @Rs.50Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q Kap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi ho...

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Teri Sada ki Bay-rukhi ko mai aaj

Teri Sada ki Bay-rukhi ko mai aaj takbhula nhi paya…Mubarak ho mubarak ho!!..Is shair me Faraz nhi ...

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Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray

Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaraytor kar la sakte ho?Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi detatum sitaaron ki baat karti h...

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Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu....to..totu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ...

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chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

chooha Billi Se Darta HaiBilli Kuttay Se Datrteee HaiKutta Aadmee Se Darta HaiAadmeeBiwi Se Darta HaiOrBiwi Choohay Se Dartee HaiHai Na Dunya Gol !...

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Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai,

Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath h...

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Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye

Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila d...

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Anday to sufaid hote hein.

Murgi to anday deti hai.Anday to sufaid hote hein.Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.Dood to bhains deti hai.Bhains to kali hoti hai.Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.Bangali to paan khaata hai.Paan to laal hota hai.Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.Machli to pani mein terti hai.Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.Insan to lamba hota hai.Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.Ha ha...

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