Larki Fish house ko Deikh kar Boli ,

Larki Fish house 
ko Deikh kar Boli ,



Haaaye...

yh Machaliyaan 
itni Sundar Kyon Hoti hain ?










LaRka : 









Kyon K Woh 
KAPRE nai Pehanti Na :)"

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Maa beti sy:

Maa beti sy:

Beti dodh ka glass p lo

Beti:No mama'
mujy nhi p na

Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy hogi?

Beti:maa apko b tou dodh pasand nhi'
phir b ap barri ho gai hain
Main b nhi peeongi to barri ho jaungi

Maa: Achi bachyan zid nhi krti'
Agr meri achi beti ho to doodh peelo' warna mei tum say khafa ho jaon gi

Beti: OK mama..aap kehti hain tou mei doodh pee leti hon

Or is trha os ki beti ne doodh pi lia
Msg ghor se perhny ka shukrya.miry msg gndy ni hoty

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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

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Yeh ladki Uffff Ya Allah

Yeh ladki
Uffff
Ya Allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de

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Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge, 

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge, 

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge, 
Tum chaye banana 
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

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GirL: Jab tum ko fone

GirL: 
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho 
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho? 

Boy 
30 se 40 

GirL: 
Kya tum PaGaL ho? 

Boy: 
Nahi Main 
"Naeei" hon

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Serious Comedy: Girl:

Serious Comedy:
Girl:
Ma tmhain apna dil nhi de skti.
Boy:
Ma itni ooper ka soch bhi nhi raha
Jin ko smjh aya forward kr den baki bachay pogo channal dakhain.

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Ladki Patane Ka Formula,

Ladki Patane Ka Formula,
New Ladki Patane Ka Formula Latest Ladki Patane Ka Formula Best Ladki Patane Ka Formula
Formula no.1 Ladki ko pehale deko aur jab vo apko deke to usse ishara maro ki uske gaal par kuch hai, aur jab vo gaal ko saaf kare to isshare se bolo is gaal par nahi baju k gaal par hai, This is best formula in the World TRY IT.
Formula no.2- Ladkiya agar grup me ho to ap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rhe, aisa krne se wo bhi ap k taraf attract ho jayegi.Formula
no.3 – Ladkiyo se jab...

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Wo keh gaya hai “Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat hai”

Wo keh gaya hai “Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat hai”
Ussay kiya maloom ye lafzon main adda nahi hoti

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Khaali jaam liye baithe ho,un aankhon ki baat karo,

Khaali jaam liye baithe ho,un aankhon ki baat karo,
Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo,

Jo peekar mast huey hain un ke ziker se kya hasil
Jin tak jaam nahin pahuncha hai un pyaason ki baat karo

Chup rehney se kut na sakegi saadiyon lambi raat yahan,
Jin yaadon se dil roshan hai, un yaadon ki baat karo

Phir palkon par jugnu chamke,aankhon mein ghata si lehrai
Thandi hawa ka ziker karo, Kuch bheegi ruton ki baat karo

Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo,
Khaali jaam liye baithe ho, un aankhonki baat karo..

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